Hey everyone! Today I will be talking about the virus that has broken out in China and killed numerous people. Not to brag, but this virus won’t affect me. Most viruses don’t hurt me, in fact, none do, because I am technically already dead. That may sound like it sucks, but it’s actually pretty fun being dead. Nothing hurts me more than my past.
The coronavirus sounds scary, to be honest, but this type of stuff happens, especially with all these illnesses that are newly found and becoming less rare. I’ve read about this virus and how it is a respiratory illness with a number of side effects, such as fatigue and diarrhea. I hope that proper measures are taken in order to avoid this disease that has sprung in China. There seem to be about two cases of it in the United States currently, but not in California. The part of China that is affected is called Wuhan, China, and I believe it is best to warn you, humans, to steer clear of it for a little while. I haven’t had to take as many health measures as all of you for a while, because of my deadness. Do not hesitate to ask me to turn you into a vampire if you want to avoid health issues like this, but remember that being a vampire comes with huge prices. These costs include losing people in your lives, due to outliving them or them finding out what you have become after turning into one of us.
Since the coronavirus is a respiratory illness, I would assume that it is somewhat like pneumonia, which I have had in the past. I was born a long time ago. Longer than before all these cures and medicines were created for these illnesses and diseases. When I was a human, flu shots did not exist and much of my health had to be cared for in herbal and homemade recipes.
I’ve noticed that these types of remedies are making a comeback these days. I think that is pretty cool, considering how far humans have come in research in medicine and technology. The fact that they are resorting to simple medicines and techniques is somewhat fascinating. Is this considered taking steps backward or is it simply being attentive to all the possibilities of medicine?
Let me give you a quick tip. As soon as you start to feel sick, with that sore throat on the first day, drink some warm milk mixed with a spoon full of turmeric. It works. I used to do it so much before I turned into a vampire. Even though I am not a human, I do care about you all. I used to be one of you and still consider my life as a human a significant part of my life. This virus that is going around should be avoided and I just want you all to take care of yourselves, because being alive can sometimes be better than being dead.
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